Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you’ll look back and realize they were big things.
A commuter tie up consists of you and people who for some reason won’t use public transit.
There is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment.
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
There is a strong chance that siblings who turn out well were hassled by the same parents.
Dare to be imperfect and one day there will tug at your sleeve a soul mate.
For every “Drive Safely” sign, shouldn’t there be a “Resume Normal Driving” sign?
Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.
The way he treats his body, you’d think he was renting.
In the happiest of our childhood memories, our parents were happy, too.
Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.
For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.
If I choose abstraction over reality, it is because I find it the lesser chaos.
A parent’s love is whole no matter how many times divided.
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half inch eraser in case you thought optimism was dead.