There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

Will Rogers

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers

I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!

Will Rogers

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

Will Rogers

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

Will Rogers

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid for cars be allowed to use the highways.

Will Rogers

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.

Will Rogers

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented.

Will Rogers

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers

Good judgment is based on experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.

Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Will Rogers

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