Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Will Rogers

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

Will Rogers

We don’t give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give ’em plenty of publicity.

Will Rogers

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.

Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.

Will Rogers

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

Will Rogers

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

Will Rogers

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
-Will Rogers

Will Rogers

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open field runner.

Will Rogers

Even if you’re on the right track – you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers

I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!

Will Rogers

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

Will Rogers

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Will Rogers

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