Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
We don’t give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give ’em plenty of publicity.
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open field runner.
Even if you’re on the right track – you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.