Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
If we got one tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.
I belong to no organized party.I am a Democrat.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, “How is the president?”
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
All I know is what I read in the papers.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
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