Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid for cars be allowed to use the highways.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.
An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.I