Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Will Rogers

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

Will Rogers

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.

Will Rogers

So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Will Rogers

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Will Rogers

Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

Will Rogers

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid for cars be allowed to use the highways.

Will Rogers

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.

Will Rogers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Will Rogers

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.

Will Rogers

An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s.

Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.I

Will Rogers

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