People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Will Rogers

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Will Rogers

There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.

Will Rogers

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium;unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.

Will Rogers

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

Will Rogers

You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

Will Rogers

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

Will Rogers

Things ain’t what they used to be and probably never was.

Will Rogers

Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don’t want..to impress people that they don’t like.

Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
– Will Rogers

Will Rogers

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Will Rogers

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